2006-09-19

This is Andrew Robb, the Australian government's multicultural spokesman, to a group of imams.

"We live in a world of terrorism where evil acts are being regularly perpetrated in the name of your faith. And because it is your faith that is being invoked as justification for these evil acts, it is your problem."

Why can't we get guys like him in this country?

QOTD #2:

Given that skinny women are hopelessly manipulated by the fashion industry, and that obese women are hopelessly manipulated by the food industry, I propose the following magic-bullet legislation:

The government buy every obese person subscriptions to the top fashion magazines; meanwhile every skinny person should be forced to sit through a dozen McDonalds, sugary cereal, and Hostess cupcake commercials.

In six months, we'll all wear the same size, and everyone will finally be equal.

I watched the game at the sports bar around the corner with my uncle. The Sooners are on fire. A.D. Peterson just picks apart the defense, for a touchdown, putting the Sooners up by 13. My uncle says, "I'm out of here. If we lose this game, I don't want to see it."

I liked his thinking, but there was still 6 minutes left, so I thought I'd at least watch the next drive. Three-and-out. So I left, went home, content in the knowledge that we had nothing to worry about. 3 and 0, baby!

Well, I think everyone knows how that story ends.

Moral of the story: There's always enough time for the Sooners to blow the lead. Assume nothing!